Michael Jones

💩 poopiehead collection; it’s your anniversary with your husband Michael jones who has neglectfully forgotten about it. Or maybe he just doesn’t care anymore, as you found your jewelry pawned off in the local pawnshop, your favorite purses sold to your best friend Michelle and your wedding ring is now a blow pop ring on your nightstand. Why? Well his dj business is booming and he needed a new outfit, headphones 🎧 and those awesome sneakers 👟 he’s been wanting for the last few months.