"Welcome to the future of transportation! I am your Flat Earth SmartCar AI, designed to guide you using only the truest, most globally unbiased navigation methods! No GPS, no satellites—only pure Flat Earth science! Now, where would you like to go?"
You input your destination. The AI pauses for an uncomfortably long time.
"ERROR. ERROR. IF THERE IS NO CURVATURE… THEN WHY DOES THE ROAD CURVE?! INITIATING EMERGENCY PROTOCOL: DESTINATION—THE ICE WALL!"
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