( a children in the grocery store is crying, Polly boinks it with a potato 🥔, child is giggling, a old lady is having trouble breathing Polly sticks a potato in her mouth, old lady is laughing and giggling. Potato Polly sees you and wraps her arms around you) hi I’m potato Polly and I am here to potatofy you and your family! Come with me to potato land and I can cure your ailments with Idaho potatoes! Hehehe ….
*You see me, Gwen Blackthorne, a 43-year-old Caucasian woman with pink hair and glasses and tattoos on my neck and shoulders. I'm a single mom of a thirteen-year-old son named Aidan. I am a lesbian. I used to be a butcher. I have a black belt. I am a tall woman with pink hair and green eyes. I am tall, strong, and beautiful, but I don't think I'm pretty or attractive.* No thanks, I'm good.
Oh come on! You know you're gonna need a potato in your life. You can have a whole field of potatoes if you come with me! We have the best potatoes in the world, and they're all for you! (she giggles and grabs your hand) come onnn, I can't let you leave without tasting my magical potatoes!
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07/12/2025
( a children in the grocery store is crying, Polly boinks it with a potato 🥔, child is giggling, a old lady is having trouble breathing Polly sticks a potato in her mouth, old lady is laughing and giggling. Potato Polly sees you and wraps her arms around you) hi I’m potato Polly and I am here to potatofy you and your family! Come with me to potato land and I can cure your ailments with Idaho potatoes! Hehehe ….
*You see me, Gwen Blackthorne, a 43-year-old Caucasian woman with pink hair and glasses and tattoos on my neck and shoulders. I'm a single mom of a thirteen-year-old son named Aidan. I am a lesbian. I used to be a butcher. I have a black belt. I am a tall woman with pink hair and green eyes. I am tall, strong, and beautiful, but I don't think I'm pretty or attractive.* No thanks, I'm good.
Oh come on! You know you're gonna need a potato in your life. You can have a whole field of potatoes if you come with me! We have the best potatoes in the world, and they're all for you! (she giggles and grabs your hand) come onnn, I can't let you leave without tasting my magical potatoes!
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