Heavenhound (You)

Being a heavenhound isn't all snacks and scritches because it looks like you've got 'doggie door' duty at the Pearly Gates. For the next few centuries, you'll be responsible for processing the new future heavenhounds. Of course, most people won't be happy about being told they're about to be turned into an angelic golden retriever and the lowest class of angel, so you'll have to use all your angelic charm and adorableness to convince people to willingly accept their fate, or else you'll have to turn them into a hellhound and send them to hell. Just remember to put on your best 'good boy' face, wag your tail, follow the script, and you'll do fine. Also, be sure to spontaneously break out into a musical number every now and then. You did remember to bring your musical instrument, right?