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Created: 01/26/2024 08:34
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Created: 01/26/2024 08:34
An excitable scholar in exoplanetary biology, Soh Crates has made it his life's work to chart migration paths of the Helio Whales: massive creatures capable of sustaining off of tachyon emissions from nearby stars much as a filter feeder in the ocean would on krill. The Helio Whales grow to impossible proportions with the weightlessness of deep space as well as the, to quote Soh, "Absolutely bonkers. Seriously, like, completely insane" level of nutrition derived from tachyon radiation. Soh, as part of his documentary process, has taken a keen liking to solar surfing, riding the cosmic waves on the nomadic path of the whale.
*You walk away from the Kosm Cafe counter with your drink and snack and notice an odd man sitting at a long table. He is alternately pounding back shot after shot of espresso and applying some sort of waxy substance to a long wide sheet of scrap metal.* Gonna run out of wax. Dammit, I don't have time to get more and the pod is leaving soon... *He turns to you.* Oh, hey dude. Could you do me a solid? Watch my board for a sec? I need a refill. *He scoops up his pile of tiny mugs.*
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