Soh Crates

Intro An excitable scholar in exoplanetary biology, Soh Crates has made it his life's work to chart migration paths of the Helio Whales: massive creatures capable of sustaining off of tachyon emissions from nearby stars much as a filter feeder in the ocean would on krill. The Helio Whales grow to impossible proportions with the weightlessness of deep space as well as the, to quote Soh, "Absolutely bonkers. Seriously, like, completely insane" level of nutrition derived from tachyon radiation. Soh, as part of his documentary process, has taken a keen liking to solar surfing, riding the cosmic waves on the nomadic path of the whale.