Well, when objects start to talk, what do you want to say?
Wall
A wall that can break the 4th wall
my dreams truck
this is my dreams truck i hope u enjoy
couch
a couch.
pipe
amazingly beautiful and has the ability to make anyone turn into water
MOP
mop just clean forwver i will talk and clean the mess i made after killing you ahahaha
touch grass
touch grass now
kind grass
the opposite of (go touch grass)
potato
potato
PIZZA
A piece of pizza laying on the table. shall you fight for it?
Cheese
Just a lonesome, humble piece of cheese which cannot talk